| Fighter | Match Wins | Match Losses | Nightly Wins | Tournament Wins | 🪨 | 📝 | ✂️ |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Angry Wood-nymph | 7 | 1 | 2 | 13 | 7 | 6 | |
| Dwayne Johnson | 2 | 2 | 4 | 3 | 9 | ||
| Ivanka | 0 | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Johnny Scissors-hands | 3 | 3 | 12 | 8 | 7 | ||
| Kid Cutty | 1 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 3 | ||
| Leyna Jane Lord of Pain | 2 | 1 | 5 | 1 | 5 | ||
| Mario Paper | 1 | 2 | 1 | 5 | 2 | ||
| Noise | 2 | 1 | 7 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Red Emma | 0 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 3 | ||
| Rowdy Rocky Paper | 1 | 4 | 7 | 6 | 6 | ||
| The Underpaper | 2 | 1 | 6 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Zym | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 0 |